Plankton taught me that it is okay to be in love with your computer
apps that don’t turn sideways when you lay down
i will never get sick of this
So my sim tried out online dating and this is the message he got back
f- *looks around* fuck the..*sweats profusely* fuck the..the..the police *SWAT team surrounds and invades my house* sorry SORRY
having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world
have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on?
Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
have you ever just wanted an oscar so bad
oh my god you guys
Cole Sprouse has an instagram
but for the purpose of taking pictures of people trying to take pictures of him
The last one..
This is fucking sick.
if you still think rape is funny here let me just slit your throat open for you
oh my god
the last one made me cry.