charosy:

Plankton taught me that it is okay to be in love with your computer

sherlockisthenight:

apps that don’t turn sideways when you lay down

unsexual:

wvnderbar:

i will never get sick of this

(Source: drunkchan)

simsgonewrong:

So my sim tried out online dating and this is the message he got back

fasterfood:

f- *looks around* fuck the..*sweats profusely* fuck the..the..the police *SWAT team surrounds and invades my house* sorry SORRY

(Source: smilingemoticon)

vintageprincess48:

enjolrizzle:

wiccanthropy:

consultivedetectiveintraining:

eternalpurgatoryofdestiel:

agehachou:

having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world

have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on?

Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby

Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon

have you ever just wanted an oscar so bad

too far.

oh my god you guys

Cole Sprouse has an instagram

but for the purpose of taking pictures of people trying to take pictures of him

(Source: -hewastheirfriend)

a-spider-is-just-a-land-octopus:

zoezoloft:

jazzyloid:

vriskaserkettt:

thesouffleegirl:

glovesinthesummertime:

pammywammyx33792:

Sheesh

The last one..

This is fucking sick.

if you still think rape is funny here let me just slit your throat open for you

oh my god

The bolded

the last one made me cry.